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Posted 07-01-2008 13:37 by Schaep Wijzig reactieProfiel van SchaepQuote dit bericht

Wie is er bekend met deze hiphop-formatie uit Wales?

In Groot-Brittannië zijn ze redelijk groot.

Op The Party Album maken ze zelfs een aantal uitstapjes naar metal en laten ze de waardering die ze voor het genre hebben ook blijken.

"Serious man, it's fuckin' wicked, I loves Iron Maiden
I listens to hear the fuckin' Cannibal Corpse and Slayer
Fuckin' they're my favourite fuckin' bands
I can't get the rift of the metal
When I'm not wearin' my gold I'm fuckin' listening to metal...
You knows it"



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Goldie Lookin Chain (often abbreviated to GLC; not to be confused with GLC, the American rapper, or the Greater London Council) are a rap-pop music group based in Newport, South Wales, in the United Kingdom. They produce humorous, controversial and often explicit songs that satirise hip hop, today's consumer society, the chav culture and life in Newport and South Wales in general.

(...)

Many of the songs contain references to places and hang-outs local to Newport. Much of the humour comes from the adoption of hip-hop style and language, adapted into the local South Wales vernacular, partly to poke fun at so-called "chav" culture. A "clart" means "a person who knows about the GLC" other GLC meanings can be found here - http://www.youknowsit.co.uk/lowtech/dictionary.htm). Their music also satirises gangsta rap by highlighting the disparity between the band's deliberately unglamorous image, and the media hype and glamour usually associated with gangsta rap. While the correct spelling of the name of the group would require correct punctuation (with an apostrophe at the end of Lookin), no sleeve or band literature indicates one.


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Verklarende woordenlijst:

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A-Team van n. a drinking game which involves at least three people standing in a circle passing and drinking a bottle of Lambrini while singing “get on The A-Team van, get on The A-Team van”.

Bag it up / No diggity / Terry Riley (Doing a) vb. to defecate in a plastic bag. Popular with those unable to locate a suitable Shirley Bassey.

Bernie Cliftons n. cigarettes.

Blazin' squad n. two or more people enjoying jazz in a room at the same time.

Block-up (To be) adj. highly sedated with herbal remedies.

Bra n. a friend.

Breaking the Bread vb. A specific style of lovemaking as devised by the Maggot, involving a firm grip of one's partner's buttocks during intercourse.

Brendan n. to pass on a spliff that is mostly cardboard and will burn your lips.

Brian Turner sandwich (As shit as a) n. When something you had grand expectations for ends up being a low-quality, highly expensive rip-off. See also: Motorway service station.

Buckfast van n. like the A-team van only with tonic wine instead of Lambrini.

Bufflin vb. to run from a fight.

Burnt lips and cardboard n. smoking a remedy near to the roach.

Cider enema n. the introduction of cider to the rectum to evacuate the bowels and kill parasitic worms.

CID pumpings / Goonies on VHS n. to become sexually familiar with another. The first term refers to going 'undercover' and delivering 'pumpings'. The second term was used as a code by one Adam Hussain in search of sexual fulfillment. For example, "Did you watch Goonies on VHS last night Adam?", "Yes I did. It was very good".

Chepstow n. 1). a jumper 2). to pot a ball on a pool table by hitting another ball first.

Cliftons n. see Bernie Cliftons.

Clart n. a person who knows about the GLC.

Cock socket n. vagina.

Community workshop n. the coming together of minds to create spiritual music.

Co-ordination enhancer n. term for a jazz cigarette enjoyed whilst involved in sports activities.

Craig Davids n. large set of oversize headphones.

Cunnie weed n. extremely strong herbal remedies.

Dean Gaffney or Dean n. your house.

Denim & leisure n. clothes-based version of a 'half and half'. Normally identified as wearing a trackie top and jeans or trackie bottoms and denim jacket. Takes its name from the Saxon album 'Denim & Leather', released in the 80's.

Dirty protest / Bobby Sands (Doing a) vb. failure to accomplish the task of 'bagging it up'.

Dragon taxis n. taxi service in Newport.

Draw n. herbal remedy.

Driver’s choice n. very weak lager.

Drugs trumpet n. a cone of paper filled with tobacco and herbal remedies.

Double indemnity n. two varieties of draw in one spliff.

Easy doors n. signal of acceptance coupled with a relaxed attitude to the previous statement. For example, "Oh son, Zanzi's closes at 3am", "I've just had five pukkas, easy doors".

Einer titten-fucken n. first lesson in basic GLC German. Generally accepted response seems to involve holding two fingers in the air whilst shouting, "Twenty, twenty".

Family bucket n. means of measuring wines and spirits in large quantities. For example, "Regular size or family bucket bra?", "Fuckin family bucket son, let's rave it up".

Fifties wash n. style of cleaning oneself that developed through lack of adequate shower facilities. Often involves a wet flannel being applied to the face, neck, underarm area and in between the legs.

Get in nice n. another wonderful concept as introduced to us by the Maggot. Involves making oneself comfortable and ensuring everything you need is within arm's reach. Cold, hungry and tired? Bad day at work? Haven't got out of bed yet and you've already had enough? Get in nice.

Glenn Hoddle n. wallet.

Half & half n. Half rice, half chips. Strangely only ever found in the South Wales area.

Intimate rest (Going for a) vb. to masturbate one’s self in private.

Jazz n. see Draw.

Jimi Hendrix (Doing a) vb. 1 projectile vomit, 2 bright colours.

Joey Beltram (Going for a) vb. to utilise toilet facilities.

Killing Fields n. Popular term for Newport town centre on Friday or Saturday night.

Kursk n. might be used in the context, "Fuck this, it's like being on the Kursk. Shit anyway". Common response to finding oneself on a clapped-out form of transport that should have been scrapped years ago.

Leisurewear n. sports related clothing.

Lliswerry tash n. early top lip facial hair growth.

Maximum pressure adj. being high up on herbal remedies.

Motorway service station n. a beautiful potential utopia of blended cultural identity and class spolit by mass commercialism, wanky products and a mentality based solely on ripping people off due to complete lack of alternatives.

Newport sunday lunch n. McDonalds.

Peter Tosh n. an ashtray.

Permaleish (pro. per-ma-lesh) adj. to wear only leisurewear at all times, ie. weddings, barmitzvahs, court appearances, etc. See also: Semileish.

Pleasure rub (Going for a) vb. see Intimate rest.

Posh wank n. intimate rest using a condom.

Pubes in batter n. onion bhaji.

Pukkas n. High energy nutritional rave capsules.

Purple headed yoghurt chucker n. the penis.

Radiator n. something that prevents people from going out. See also: Terry Waite.

Rave it up vb. to have a good time.

Raz adj. something that is good.

Razzle-dazzle n. noisy or showy fuss like wearing too much gold when drunk.

Red n. chicken tikka massala.

Remedy n. see Drugs trumpet.

Remedials n. herbal remedies.

Riza’s buy and sell n. second hand buy and sell shop in Newport.

Roy Castle (A bit) n. description of a smoky room. For example, "Fuckin hell clart, it's a bit Roy Castle in here. Leave the door open".

Safe vb. 1 a greeting, 2 a measure of quality.

Safe as fuck vb. really good.

Semileish (pro. sem-i-lesh) adj. Only wearing leisurewear for special occasions, ie. weddings, barmitzvahs, court appearances, etc. See also: Permaleish.

Seven seater scum bus n. executive taxi that holds seven people, popular in the valleys.

Shit & sellotape n. half-arsed attempt to do something properly.

'Side down (Letting the) vb. not appearing for drinks with DCI Burnside.

Silver shadow n. a brand of Hi-Tec sport shoes.

Shanks and Bigfoot (Doing a) vb. to walk home.

Shirley Bassey n. toilet.

Shirt and tie n. see Dragon taxis.

Specialist n. see Drugs trumpet.

Splew n. friend.

Sports utility n. jacket.

Sweeping step n. dance move invented by 38DD Killa which involves a step forward whist moving the arms in a sweeping motion.

Terry Waite n. someone who doesn't get out very much. See also: Radiator.

Top of the food chain (To be) vb. only eating take-away or restaurant food.

TV cop n. to spend one's spare time eating fast food, wearing sunglasses and sitting in stationary cars watching passers-by. Pretending to radio back to base should always conclude with the statement "ten-four" and crap static noise.

Unsafe vb. not very good, a disappointment.

Vadge/vaj n. see Cock socket.

Valley commando n. youths from South Wales valleys out in local towns looking for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the shirt pocket.

Wank spanner n. hand.

Whitey adj. what happens when too many herbal remedies are utilized.

Whitey-inducer n. last remedy to tip you over the edge.

Yates’s n. popular night spot, good to meet girls.

You knows it vb. to understand the GLC.

Zanzibar n. see Yates’s.


Clips:

http://nl.youtube.com/results?search_query=goldie+lookin%27+chain&search=Zoeken

MySpace:

http://www.myspace.com/goldielookinchain

Safe as fuck, you fuckin' knows it clart.

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Schaep op 07-01-2008 13:40]


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Posted 16-01-2008 23:46 by skullfuck Wijzig reactieProfiel van skullfuckQuote dit berichthttp://

heftig/.


Suck my piss


Mark
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Posted 16-01-2008 23:56 by Mark Wijzig reactieProfiel van MarkQuote dit bericht

De zanger heeft in Celebrity Big Brother gezeten vorig jaar Maggot of zoiets heet-ie, geloof ik.


She went and she left me like litter. She took all future summers with her. I lost all my money cuz I tried to bribe her. Now I can only afford an amateur sniper.


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ok.


Suck my piss


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Posted 16-01-2008 23:58 by Mark Wijzig reactieProfiel van MarkQuote dit bericht

quote:
Op 16 januari 2008 23:56 schreef Mark het volgende:
De zanger heeft in Celebrity Big Brother gezeten vorig jaar Maggot of zoiets heet-ie, geloof ik.


[edit]Die gozer achterin in dat gele shirt

[edit edit]Oh, dat was quote, niet edit. Kutknoppen ook.

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Mark op 16-01-2008 23:58]


She went and she left me like litter. She took all future summers with her. I lost all my money cuz I tried to bribe her. Now I can only afford an amateur sniper.


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Posted 16-01-2008 23:58 by Schaep Wijzig reactieProfiel van SchaepQuote dit bericht

Ze zingen allemaal, maar Maggot zat inderdaad in Celebrity Big Brother, een geniale gast!



Mark
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Posted 17-01-2008 0:00 by Mark Wijzig reactieProfiel van MarkQuote dit bericht

Ja, was wel grappig ja. Mijn vriendin kijkt al dit BB zooi, maar die Maggot had bij tijd en wijle nog wel kijkwaardige acties. Best humor.


She went and she left me like litter. She took all future summers with her. I lost all my money cuz I tried to bribe her. Now I can only afford an amateur sniper.


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Posted 17-01-2008 1:31 by Schaep Wijzig reactieProfiel van SchaepQuote dit bericht

Dat geloof ik wel ja!

The Maggot, the Maggot, that's who I am
Don't ever trust me, always doing a scam
I punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram
I even sliced my penis up and sold it as ham


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Posted 17-01-2008 11:06 by Schaffelaer Wijzig reactieProfiel van SchaffelaerQuote dit bericht

Hahaaaaaaaa hebben die lui gewoon meer gemaakt? Ik ken ze alleen van het nummer half man half machine!

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Benatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore
ZX-81, donkey kong, fucking high score
Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more
Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw

Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest
And wrap some fucking tinfoil to my head and to my vest
Walking down the stret, my next door neighbours not impressed
I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest


Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's robocop
He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks
We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped
The man robot myth starts to escalate

He tries to sell himself standing in curries
But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry
He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob
And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob

Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?

Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?

Being a robot in my digital domain
Enter my world, feel my pain
I'm not like other people you might see or you might know
I made love to a BBC micro
Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot
I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot
Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice
And fucking Lara Croft

I built a lab, secret in my loft
And built a special costume that would help me to jack off
I sat there in front of the screen
For many years, this had been my wet dream
Now I've reched it, I'm finally there
Like terminator being filmed in Aberdare
So alone, when people stop and stare
Like C3PO but with pubes and hair

Robot Love
Robot
Robotic Breakdancing
Robot

The doctors found a nut
They said he was an headcase
'cos he sticks silver and cans on his face

Sucking off antennas and trying to fuck the fridge
And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage

I am a robot
My prime directive is to's go to's the shops
And buy's ten fags
Do's you's compute?

He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shops
A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop
If your ask him then he'll do a bodypop
Like terminator, yeah he just won't stop

Put electical cable down through the eye of his cock
Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock
The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain
Watching Terminator over again and again

Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man
get him fucking, fucking get him down man
inject him man, get him down
He's fucking nuts spa and he's losing it
Help me man, just get him fucking....

Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?

Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?

Half man, half machine
What does it mean?




Dear dirty delightful old drunken old days


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Posted 19-02-2008 12:32 by Schaep Wijzig reactieProfiel van SchaepQuote dit bericht

Haha, gaaf, eindelijk iemand die ze kent!

Check de GLC Rapumentary.

http://www.youknowsit.co.uk/lowtech/rapumentary1.htm

http://www.youknowsit.co.uk/lowtech/rapumentary2.htm

http://www.youknowsit.co.uk/lowtech/rapumentary3.htm

Discografie:

Initial album releases

* Don't Blame the Chain (2001)
* Chain Addiction (2001)
* The Return of the Red Eye (2002)
* The Party Album (2002)
* Adam Hussain's Truth and Slander (2002)
* The Manifesto (2003)

Major studio albums

* Greatest Hits (USA: Straight Outta Newport) (2004) UK #5
* Safe as Fuck (2005) UK #16

Stuk voor stuk geniale albums!


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Posted 19-02-2008 15:18 by Moordlustige Hamster Wijzig reactieProfiel van Moordlustige HamsterQuote dit bericht

Ik heb die Greatest Hits als MP3. Gaaf!
Vooral Half Man Half Machine, The Maggot en Soap Bar.

Gave Hip-Hop!


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