Maffe tekst, maar toch wel ruig:
System of a Down - Chick'n Stew:

The ballgames in the refrigerator
The doors are closed
The lights are out
And the butter's getting hard!
What a spledid pie,
Pizza-Pizza Pie,
Every Minute Every Second
Buy buy buy buy buy
What a spledid pie,
Pizza-Pizza Pie,
Every Minute Every Second
Buy buy buy buy buy
Pepperoni and green peppers
mushrooms, olives, chives.
Pepperoni and green peppers
mushrooms, olives, chives.
Need Therapy, Therapy
Advertising Causes Need,
Therapy, Therapy
Advertising causes,
What a spledid pie,
Pizza-Pizza Pie,
Every Minute Every Second
Buy buy buy buy buy
What a spledid pie,
Pizza-Pizza Pie,
Every Minute Every Second
Buy buy buy buy buy
Pepperoni and green peppers
mushrooms, olives, chives.
Pepperoni and green peppers
mushrooms, olives, chives.
Need Therapy, Therapy
Advertising Causes Need,
Therapy, Therapy
Advertising causes, Need,
Therapy, Therapy
Advertising Causes
Therapy, Therapy
Advertising causes,
Therapy, Therapy
Advertising Causes
Therapy, Therapy
Advertising causes,
Well advertisings got you on the run
Need therapy, Therepy advertising causes
Well advertisings got you on the run
Need therapy, Therepy advertising causes
Well advertisings got you on the run
Advertisings got you on the run
Advertisings got you on the run
Advertisings got you on the run
Advertisings got you on the run
Advertisings got you on the run
What a spledid pie,
Pizza-Pizza Pie,
Every Minute Every Second
Buy buy buy buy buy
What a spledid pie,
Pizza-Pizza Pie,
Every Minute Every Second
Buy buy buy buy buy
Pepperoni and green peppers
mushrooms, olives, chives.
Pepperoni and green peppers
mushrooms, olives, chives.
Need Therapy, Therapy
Advertising Causes Need,
Therapy, Therapy
Advertising causes Need,
Therapy, Therapy
Advertising Causes Need,
Therapy, Therapy
Advertising Causes Need

Tankard - FLIRTIN´ WITH DESASTER


(Music: A.Gutjahr/O.Zissel/F.Thorwarth)
(Lyrics: M.Kipness/A.Geremia)


Refrain:
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, butt mayonaise
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, it seems it´s not my day
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, I passed some gas
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, and blew chunks out my ass


I drank lots of apple wine last night
And now my bowels, they don´t feel so right
Wet fart ! something don´t feel right
Wet fart ! soiled my pants tonight


Refrain:
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, butt mayonaise
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, it seems it´s not my day
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, I passed some gas
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, and blew chunks out my ass


Lack of control, what else can I say ?
My rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays
Wet fart ! no reason or rhyme
Wet fart ! dingleberry time


Refrain:
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, butt mayonaise
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, it seems it´s not my day
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, I passed some gas
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, and blew chunks out my ass


Refrain:
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, butt mayonaise
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, it seems it´s not my day
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, I passed some gas
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, and blew chunks out my ass


Now a lessen for you all to hear
Don´t trust that feeling knocking at your rear
Wet fart ! I´m not that perplexed
Wet fart ! You just might be next


Refrain:
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, butt mayonaise
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, it seems it´s not my day
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, I passed some gas
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, and blew chunks out my ass
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, butt mayonaise
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, it seems it´s not my day
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, I passed some gas
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´, and blew chunks out my ass




Afgezien van de tekst, wel een vet nummer

nee man, die tekst is geweldig! echte Alcholic metal ..

Ergens in een nummer op de plaat Soulless zingt de zanger van Grave "But after all it's a beautiful weather".....

Verder heerscht Grave.

Alle teksten van Manowar !!!

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Op 12 juni 2003 22:53 schreef Vampire John het volgende:
Ehm, Helloween heeft er een paar fantastische bijzitten; Duitsers die proberen leuk te zijn. Het is toch veelzeggend dat Rudi Carrell dara de nationale komiek is

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Rudi Carrell is helemaal niet grappig, er zijn echt leuke duitse komieken, maar die kan niemand in Nederland ontvangen.

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Op 13 juni 2003 12:21 schreef grevdrake het volgende:
...er zijn echt leuke duitse komieken...

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Je bent er zelf ook één?

Hammerfall, we will prevaaaaiiiill!

Of zoiets.

Pungent Stench
Diary of A Nurse


Daddy’s gone
left his spawn
he won’t return before dawn
she’s the nurse
she’s perverse
by the end of night you’ll need a hearse

trapped with this furious hag
the children start to cry
no rescue anywhere
they know they have to die

as she scents
excrements
she smears the shit with her hands
in their eyes
on their thighs
sharing that feast with the flies

their screams increase her lust
excite her hideous greed
the aspect of disgust
the pleasure to stampede

this is how the story goes
in it’s entire glory
she takes off all her clothes
first she spreads her flabby butt
and makes them lick her twat

When her juices start to flow
she’s reaching for her bag
to get her whetted hoe
ruthless is the attack
as the nanny begins to hack

children’s blood got spilled tonight
body parts adorn the room
what a vision of delight
with her long finger nails
she rips out their entrails

now that her work is done
there’s no more screaming
she had a lot of fun
now comes the cleaning

she picks the children up
slowly and placid
dissolves their corpses in
sulfuric acid

the sun comes up and she has to scoot
before the cops embark the pursuit
inside her head the memories remain
of all these naughty kids she had slain



RANZIG!!!!!!

Tja, dat vind ik dan wel weer okay, omdat PS zo belachelijk sarcastisch/cynisch is. Al die andere bandjes in dat genre met dat soort teksten worden snel zo afgezaagd.

De nieuwe muziek van PS is btw. geen fukk aan, behalve die bassloop aan het begin van een nummer op MoM-SoS

Dark Funeral teksten.

Muziek is wel de max

bij DF weet ik niet wat ik slechter vind.

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Op 13 juni 2003 15:09 schreef Lothar het volgende:
Pungent Stench
Diary of A Nurse


Daddy’s gone
left his spawn
he won’t return before dawn
she’s the nurse
she’s perverse
by the end of night you’ll need a hearse

trapped with this furious hag
the children start to cry
no rescue anywhere
they know they have to die

as she scents
excrements
she smears the shit with her hands
in their eyes
on their thighs
sharing that feast with the flies

their screams increase her lust
excite her hideous greed
the aspect of disgust
the pleasure to stampede

this is how the story goes
in it’s entire glory
she takes off all her clothes
first she spreads her flabby butt
and makes them lick her twat

When her juices start to flow
she’s reaching for her bag
to get her whetted hoe
ruthless is the attack
as the nanny begins to hack

children’s blood got spilled tonight
body parts adorn the room
what a vision of delight
with her long finger nails
she rips out their entrails

now that her work is done
there’s no more screaming
she had a lot of fun
now comes the cleaning

she picks the children up
slowly and placid
dissolves their corpses in
sulfuric acid

the sun comes up and she has to scoot
before the cops embark the pursuit
inside her head the memories remain
of all these naughty kids she had slain



RANZIG!!!!!!

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Pungent stench is koning

Wat ik zelf een zuigende tekst vind is dat van COF. Dat aarschangel darkangel gedram.

alle grindcore porngrind weet ik veel wat er nog meer is.
gewoon sneu zulke lyrics

over het algemeen lees ik geen teksten, dus dat scheelt enorm.

en degene die je kan verstaan, ach, rotting christ vond ik altijd wel lachen, maar dat kwam meer door de uitspraak, net zoals de oude kreator enzo.

En destroyer 666 heeft ook weleens mooie:
"I think i'm a wolf, then again i'm fucking crazy,
I think what I need is a bitch don't you??"

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Op 12 juni 2003 20:00 schreef Shadow_buildeR het volgende:
Ja, MANOWAR scoort bij mij ook erg hoog met belachelijke texten, maar de muziek is wel . Nog 1 van de koningen der metaal:

Manowar - (Selfproclaimed) Kings Of Metal


Manowar, Manowar Living On The Road
When We're In Town Speakers Explode
We Don't Attract Whimps 'Cause We're Too Loud
Just True Metal People That's Manowar's Crowd

They Wanna Keep Us Down
But They Can't Last
When We Get Up We're Gonna Kick Your Ass
Gonna Keep On Burning
We Always Will
Other Bands Play - Manowar Kill
Other Bands Play - Manowar Kill

We Like It Hard, We Like It Fast
We Got The Biggest Amps, Man They Blast
The True Metal People Wanna Rock Not Pose
Wearin' Jeans And Leather, Not Cracker Jack Clothes (De wat ? )

They Wanna Keep Us Down
But They Can't Last
When We Get Up We're Gonna Kick Your Ass
Gonna Keep On Burning
We Always Will
Other Bands Play - Manowar Kill
Other Bands Play - Manowar Kill (Juist ja)

We're The Kings Of Metal Comin' To Town
When We Light Up, Have The Roof Nailed Down
Don't Try To Tell Us That We're Too Loud
'Cause There Ain't No Way That We'll Ever Turn Down

They Wanna Keep Us Down
But They Can't Last
When We Get Up We're Gonna Kick Your Ass
Gonna Keep On Burning
We Always Will

Other Bands Play - Manowar Kill
Other Bands Play - Manowar Kill

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vooral die laatste 2 regels... Mogen ze van mij veranderen in: other bands play, kill manowar!

De teksten van fear factory vond ik altijd zo lullig.

I am raped, I am hate...

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Op 15 juni 2003 17:03 schreef windkracht10 het volgende:
De teksten van fear factory vond ik altijd zo lullig.

I am raped, I am hate...

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zonder die "d" dude... I am rape, I am hate

Manowar idd.

De teksten van Rapshody vind ik dom.
Allemaal veel te glorie en blijheid in hun teksten wat volgens mij niet echt in metal thuishoort.
Metal hoort over dood,verderf,haat,agressie,gorigheid en wraak
te gaan.

The crown, hoe vaker ik er naar luister, hoe meer ik het idee krijg dat de teksten worden geschreven door 14 jarige zweedse schoolkinderen....

10. Total Satan

Raw power angel from Hell! Lovely as sin, this image of me!
Reality cast in a spell! Beyond all nightmares my sprit is free!
Alive!

Total Satan! Total Satan!
Total Satan! Total Satan!
I want it...give me all you've got!

To live the life I love! To love the life I live!
It's all I see, all I feel, all I ever needed!
Oh so very bad!

Total Satan! Total Satan!
Total Satan! Total Satan!
Come on now! Try it out!

There are no laws...nothing is sacred...total Satan anarchy!

The devil is in your soul when you come...
With the gain of the skull beneath your face...
Feed me with apples offered by women...
Blessed rapture with knowledge and lust...

Jehovah dictator! We're not your slaves!
This is for all those you've sent down to Hell!
Say what? I'm damned? I don't care 'cause I don't wanna get to heaven!

Total Satan! Total Satan!
Total Satan! Total Satan!
Total Freedom! Total Satan Revolution!

In splendorous pride and might...do everything you like, without fear!
Total Satan reign supreme!

al the little flowers are singing, all the little birds are too.
They are very happy and we hope you are to.

Duet Burzum and Mayhem.

Gwar, iemand?

Fucking An Animal

Oh I am
Fuckin' an animal
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here

I'm fuckin' an animal
drinking fifty beers
I'm fuckin' an animal
blowing fifty steers
I'm fuckin' an animal
Oh, I'm a fucking queer
I'm fuckin' an animal

Didn't have to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on a crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me and animal,
Getting my dick bent

I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to say please
I'm fuckin' an animal
With Legionnaires disease
I'm fuckin' an animal
Damn hard on the knees...
I'm fuckin' an animal
Animal fucker, on the loose
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose
I'm fuckin' an animal
Once I fucked a moose
I'm fuckin' an animal

But now the animal is in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
And now it's starting to rain....
But I'm still the same.

I'm fuckin' an animal
Not proud of what I do...
I'm fuckin' an animal
Had a great time at the zoo
I'm fuckin' an animal
Cause you won't let me fuck you...
Animal!

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Op 25 oktober 2003 17:13 schreef thou shalt suffer het volgende:
al the little flowers are singing, all the little birds are too.
They are very happy and we hope you are to.

Duet Burzum and Mayhem.

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Dat is inderdaad raar voor duistere black metal zoals Burzum en Mayhem