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Vooral het Mayhem intervieuw is erg geinig

haha dat interview met helhammer is wel droog idd

Dat 'intervieuw' met Hellhammer is echt lachu! "zijn er behalve jou andere band Kovenant nog andere homo's in Norwegen" whahahaha

Inderdaad wel amusant

Dat interview met Iscariah .

I want you to sing like Immortal, and I will give you the lyrics to the first song that is a collaboration between Grimoire and Immortal. Repeat after me, in the voice of Immortal... you need a warm-up? Theresa, hit him, or grab him by the throat. It helps him.
(Iscariah) It helps. (Theresa chokes him).

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Witchking op 26-06-2002 18:32]

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Op 26 juni 2002 17:34 schreef BurZum het volgende:
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Vooral het Mayhem intervieuw is erg geinig

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Hahaha, coole intervieuws.

Gelukkig is het niet allemaal kolder (check bv. het Absu interview, best koel).

Maar die Bill Zebub is wel een geinponem ja.

Die met impaled nazarene is ook vrij lomp.
Na een paar vragen zegt die gast van I.N. al 'I hate you!'
Dan ben je goed bezig

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[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Ruud op 06-01-2008 13:43]

Het interview met Type O Negative was ook erg amuzant, vooral het stukje waarin hij verteld dat ze vanuit de tourbus stront naar vervelende automobilisten gooien

hahahahahaha

sommige mensen hebben echt tijd teveel. zeer grappig!

zeg, die lui van darkthrone zijn echt komedianten:

Interview: I was told that the extremely drastic change after that album was the result of you being commanded by members of Mayhem.

grapjas in darkthrone: (in a robot voice) Yes, I am on-ly a com-pu-ter. I on-ly take or-ders from May-hem peo-ple. Next ques-tion please. (we laugh and he speaks normally again)

nooit gedacht omeerlijk te zijn!

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door attila_de_hun op 26-06-2002 20:44]

Het Centurian interview is cool, EN erg grappig.

een stukje uit het Enslaved interview:

The last time I stopped in to check on you, I noticed that your hairy chewbacca mother was not as fat as she used to be. Is that because she is dying of cancer, or are you eating all of her food?

Why are you always projecting your problems my way? The truth is, your beast war mother had hip cancer, which is understandable. Having to hold up all that fat is no easy task. What ever happened with that? Did the overwhelming weight even crush the cancer to nothing? I know that fat bitch could sit on a piece of coal and make a diamond, so that must have been what happened. Hey, that's not a bad idea! After they get the jaws of life and extract the diamond from her ass, which looks like to two holiday hams fighting for the last piece of cornbread, they could clean it up right on her hairy back. She has that porcupine hair sprouting from her back. It should do a nice job.

How can a fat guy like you make fun of King Fowley for being fat? Why don't you grow some balls, or should I say "ball", you one-testicle-wonder, and print a real photo of yourself instead of those pics from high school? Or is there no camera with that kind of wide-angle lens available?

I'm not fat. I'm horizontally challenged! King Fowley would have no respect for me unless I had nice portly belly. Why are you talking about my testicles, you homo? Maybe all the gay jokes are just a shroud for your childhood experiences? Father's Day has a different meaning in your house. Once again, you're lying. I don't have any high school photos because I never went to high school. Lets talk about your deceptive photos and how you take your fat battleship body and like to cover it up... like taking only shots from the neck up, covering up that receding hairline with a plastic Viking hat, or putting on those little round sunglasses to cover up your retard eyes. Come on dude, you're the 10th person on Rogaine's 9-out-of-10 people's hair grows back. Your hair follicles are all clogged up with saturated fats to let any hair through. Not only that, your photos are always blurry as hell. Are you trying to put the beer goggles on us before hand? Thanks for caring, faggot. Remember your year book photo? It was an arial shot. I heard King yelled at you at some horror convection, and being the pussy you are, you offered him another interview, a Grimoire shirt, and a blow job. Being a nice guy, King offered to send a video that you wanted, but because he sent you something that you did not ask for, you turned into a little butt and canceled his interview. Are you on your period, or what? Guy sends you a free video and you pull the interview because it's not the one you want. Dude, understand the rest of us have to work for a living. We don't all live with our obese mothers who pay for everything.

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Op 26 juni 2002 20:41 schreef attila_de_hun het volgende:
hahahahahaha

sommige mensen hebben echt tijd teveel. zeer grappig!

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Ik zit me hier op m'n werk te vervelen, dus ik heb zeker genoeg tijd jah

Dat anal cunt interview is GVD wel erg geniaal.. whaha

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Op 26 juni 2002 20:52 schreef UberWiegel het volgende:
Ik zit me hier op m'n werk te vervelen, dus ik heb zeker genoeg tijd jah

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vervelen?? op het werk?? zoeken jullie nog mensen. betaald surfen. WOW!!!

De reviews dan...

"Aside from the cheap drum machine, the vocals are just as weak as they can get. Any weaker and all the blood vessels in the faggot’s throat would burst from a mere heartbeat. Maybe that’s why one of the songs is called “Blood Collapse”. If you want to experiment with homosexuality, buy this album."

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Op 26 juni 2002 21:30 schreef Heiden het volgende:
De reviews dan...

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volgens mij vinden ze alles "gay"en slecht. als band moet je jezelf niet snel aangesproken voelen als je iets door die gatsen laat bespreken.

Hmmm, bij mij doen die interviews het niet

Heeft ZM te veel verkeer gegenereerd?