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Posted 04-07-2002 23:07 by Valorian (Redacteur) |
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Monty Python, stukje script over someone's last words...
CASTLE ARGH!
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Arthur: There! Look!
Lancelot: What does it say?
Galahad: What language is that? Brother Maynard, you're our scholar...
Maynard: It's Aramaic!
Galahad: Of course! Joseph of Arimithea!
Lancelot: Of course! What does it say!
Maynard: It says "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimithea.
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the
castle of... AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
Arthur: What?
Maynard: The castle of... AAARRRRGGGHHHH!
Arthur: What is that?
Maynard: He must've died while carving it.
Lancelot: Oh, come on...
Maynard: Well that's what it says.
Arthur: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve "Argh", he'd just
say it!
Maynard: Well that's what's carved in the rock!
Galahad: Perhaps he was dictating?
Maynard: Oh, shut up!
Arthur: Well does it say anything else?
Maynard: No! Just AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!
Lancelot: AAAARRRRGGGHHHH?
Bedevere: Do you suppose he meant the Camalllllllllll?
Maynard: Where's that?
Bedevere: In France, I think...
Lancelot: Isn't there a Saint Aaaaagggh in Cornwall?
Maynard: Oh, that's an Ives.
Lancelot: Oh yes...
Party: (mulling the words over) IIIiiives...
Bedevere: OOOOooOOOO!
Lancelot: No, no, AAARRGGGHHH, the back of the throat...
Bedevere: No, no, no, Oooooo in surprise and alarm.
Lancelot: Oh, you mean sort of an AAAH!
Bedevere: Yes, that's right. AAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Arthur: MY GOD! [Finally sees what Bedevere's alarmed about.]
Maynard: It's the Legendary Black Beast of AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!
Party: Run away! Run away! Run away!
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Valorian op 04-07-2002 23:09]
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