Waarom deed je zout in me k...k...ko..koffie!.. gluk..gka..kots... aargg...............................dood.......

hmmm...

Okay, een paar voor de roleplayers onder ons:

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"Hey, what are you doing back here? Who's piloting the shuttle?.... Does he have the piloting skill?.... Why are you shaking your head and grinning?!"

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The three players arrive at an abyss...
DM: "You are standing at the edge of an abyss. It's too steep to climb down, the rock is too hard to use your climbing gear, you don't have any rope left.. what do you do?"
Player 1: "I jump down"
Player 2: "I jump down as well and I grab Player 1's legs."
Player 3: "Hmm.. okay, I jump down too."
DM: "Okay, you are all falling down now."
Player 1: "Just before I hit the ground, I activate my feather fall."
Player 3: "Your WHAT?!"

- When does the hurting stop

quote:

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Op 21 juli 2002 23:13 schreef Iskariot het volgende:
- When does the hurting stop

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Bill?

look Bill, i invented the wheel

- it's only a short jump
- i'll be seeing you again

Gollum : "Precious, precious, precious! My Precious! O my Precious!"

quote:

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Op 19 juli 2002 12:24 schreef helmet het volgende:
Okay, een paar voor de roleplayers onder ons:


*
The three players arrive at an abyss...
DM: "You are standing at the edge of an abyss. It's too steep to climb down, the rock is too hard to use your climbing gear, you don't have any rope left.. what do you do?"
Player 1: "I jump down"
Player 2: "I jump down as well and I grab Player 1's legs."
Player 3: "Hmm.. okay, I jump down too."
DM: "Okay, you are all falling down now."
Player 1: "Just before I hit the ground, I activate my feather fall."
Player 3: "Your WHAT?!"

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heh..komt mij bekend voor

"Must you instantly assume something bad will happen?"

"Kijk, en dan pak je..."

Hmm... ff denken:

"Don't worry, it's not loaded.."
"Ik heb dit wel vaker gedaan."
"Nee, ik kan het prima alleen"
"Kijk uit voor die..."

En misschien nog wel de allerergste:

"And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide." -- (Christine Chubbock, who shot herself during a news broadcast.)

*splat!*

interviewer:
Where do you want to be right now?
Sid Vicious:
Under the ground!

een dag later heeft hij zelfmoord gepleegd

And now....I die...