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Iszoloscope sounds like any other new self-proclaimed "noise artist" that convinced himself that distorting a beat makes it automatically sound good... even if it sucked goat balls in the first place. And then, who mysteriously found the attention span to make a painfully long CDR demo in 5 days, equipped with a coloured cover booklet, illustrated by himself with an embarrassing montage of various pictures of WW2 German tanks, skulls and half naked girls with goggles, dressed in PVC, that he totally ripped off from the Lithium Picnic website.

All this, in a grand scheme to distribute it around to everyone at the local goth club in order to impress the ladies and to let the guys know that he is on the cutting edge (since he will obviously land a record deal in no time). Unfortunately, because of an obnoxious and grossly inappropriate display of bad social skills, he got in everyone's face about it, chicks and guys alike (especially the DJs) found him even more annoying than they did the weeks before - and they clearly let him in on this insight!

Confused, disoriented and half erected from being screamed at, he realised that he needed to turn the page. Thus, he deleted the outdated copy of Fruity Loops he got on Kazaa, along with his entire "noise music" collection which consisted of the 4 MP3s by Converter that a guy who calls himself "Lord Gothos Darkness of the Night" on MSN told him to download on the faithful night he discovered this crazy "noise music" thing and thought that he could clearly do the same. Finally, and without hesitation, he got back to his regular extra-curricular activities: eating corn chips and masturbating. Meanwhile, we are all stuck dealing with his MySpace Music profile he has yet to remove.

I guess some more specific tracks could also be described as a cross between Jerry Seinfeld and Tom Jones mangled in a car crash while wearing top hats!

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Laptops Kick Ass. I mean, try running a spreadsheet on a delay or wah pedal. Try looking up sleazy porn on a distortion pedal.

Truth is, I don't care what the music or noise was made on as long as I enjoyed it.

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Op 20 februari 2007 8:59 schreef TekNoir het volgende:
11 en 12 mei Parkhof Alkmaar
Aube

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Op 20 februari 2007 19:47 schreef The Chosen het volgende:
Weet niet of het al gepost is, maar 1 april komt Jazzkamer in NL. In het voorprogramma zal de NL band Machinist staan.

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Op 21 februari 2007 0:28 schreef skullfuck het volgende:
ik snap het niet.

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Op 21 februari 2007 0:24 schreef Hypnos het volgende:
indergeenwoordenmaaréén

de internationale


opsnoeken

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Op 1 maart 2007 0:00 schreef skullfuck het volgende:
leg het aan mij of is de muziek nogal lam.

Leuke plaatjes, dat wel.

En the rita is vet. Inti;

http://musiquemachine.com/articles/articles_template.php?id=93

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