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Op 22 maart 2006 14:32 schreef WhiteRider het volgende:

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Over 'Earsmear Popsicles', 'Porky the Mongholoid Pig', 'Tale of a Turd' en Urbanus' 'Hittentit' nog maar te zwijgen natuurlijk!

zucht, Crotchduster

Big Top Williams

Welcome to the bottom of my pants
Eat my asshole
Shitting out a turkey leg in france
Heres 5 dollars
Im a nasty dirty little slut
Hey i hear ya

We're all bleeding
Here's a bagel
Vagina land

Let me fuck your pussy
Let me fuck that fuckin shit
If i had a crowbar
Id spread your ass open with it
Let me pinch your nipples
Let me smell your sweaty tits
Ill use my geographic tongue
And clean your buttcrack out with it

Smelling her big titties
Makes my monster arise
Her pussys winking at me
Like a wet gooey eye

Vagiflap the reason for cain
The way that he looks in my eye
Mammal sauce, so pleasantly fresh
My senators vagina in the sky
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en nog eentje dan

Mammal Sauce

Listen up motherfucker
I got something i need to say
If you dont use mammal sauce
You might as well be gay
I feel it running through my brain
I feel it running through my eyes
You hear the name thats calling you
It makes you hypnotized

Williams

Sliptoflappy rappy
And a carpal tunnel pudding flanker
Nabble and a stampy and a
Pigeon smelling generator
See a chitlin wafer and a
Chocolate buttered horses ass
Frabble obble abble and a
Stupid monkey chicken gas
Chinese diarrhea prison carpet
Chunky harplegig
Nopaliaseah perforated
Purple parkle pig

My mammal sauce is the best mammal sauce
Spread mammal sauce on my wang
We make mammal sauce in bill williams loft
And we eat a bucket of tang

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Legendarisch :')

*schöp*

Six Feet Under - Snakes

Crawling - roaches
From
Rotten
Orifices
Worms
Sliding
Feeding
Eating

Snakes

Crawling - roaches
From
Rotten
Orifices
Worms
Sliding
Feeding
Eating

Losing
Lifesblood
Turning cold
Pressure
Building
In your
Skull
Cracking
Crushing
Turning
Screws
Brain
Is dripping
Out your
Nose

Crawling - roaches
From
Rotten
Orifices
Worms
Sliding
Feeding
Eating

Snakes

Eigenlijk zou ik hier elke willekeurige SFU tekst kunnen posten. Al is het alleen maar omdat die Barnes ooit eens in een interview had verteld dat hij met SFU zo veel volwassener bezig was dan met Cannibal Corpse.

x veel

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Op 13 juni 2003 12:59 schreef DarknessThere het volgende:
Hammerfall, we will prevaaaaiiiill!

Of zoiets.

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Hoe dan ook heerst dat nummer enorm

(feat. Olivia)
[Intro: 50 Cent]
Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

[Chorus]

[Bridge: 50 Cent & Olivia]
Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain't stoppin, homie I aint stoppin
Drippin wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on
And we gon' sip til every bubble in every bottle is gone


Metal teksten kunnen niet eens belachelijk zijn als dit soort schijt ook bestaat...

Ja ik weet het, offtopic...

Niveautje manowar.

Voor goede teksten in rap moet je niet bij 50 cent zijn.

kijk maar eens op youtube bij Cheeky Dave, en zijn versie van Angel of Death van Slayer.....
dan heb je pas ruige teksten

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Op 30 mei 2007 9:53 schreef Ruben[Obscuritas] het volgende:
I'll let you lick the lollypop

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Nee dit dan:
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)

Maar dit is het wijf dat het zingt:


Dat is dan wel weer goed.

Als ik met zulke literaire hoogstandjes ook miljoenen kon verdienen zou ik me daar anders totaal niet voor schamen hoor

Oldie Goldie

, I got a new life,
you would hardly recognize me I'm so glad
How can a person like me, check on you?
I, why do I bother, when you're not the one for me..
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh... is enough enough?

[ Chorus ]
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
life is demanding, without understanding
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up,
to get into the light, where you belong
but where do you belong?

I, under the pale moon, for so many years
I've wondered who you are
How can a person like you, bring me joy?
Under the pale moon,
where I see a lot of stars
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, is enough enough?

[ Chorus ]

I saw the sign, and it opened up my mind and
I am happy now living without you,
I left you oh oh oh.
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign.
No one's gonna drag you up,
to get into the light where you belong.
I saw the sign, I saw the si-e-ine. I saw the sign.
I saw the sign, I saw the sign,
I saw the sign, I saw the si-e-i-e-ine.
I saw the sign, I saw the sign. I saw the sign.
And it opened up my eyes I saw the sign.

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Op 31 mei 2007 15:40 schreef Zenial het volgende:
Nee dit dan:
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)

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heerschend nummer!!!
Vooral in een kroeg vol chicka's

lang leve dark funeral


Father
I call your name upon the furious winds
I'm possessed by the spiritual strength of hell
In the chambers of my dark heart a black flame burns
Satan
I summon the horned one from the darkened realms
Grant me the darkened unholy power
To please my evil wicked lust
The coveted hour has finally arrived
The hour when darkness over skies descends
Under the pale light of the frozen moon
I prepare the virgin for sacrifice
I whisper forbidden names upon the skies
Nocturnal visions reveal before me
Nightfall embraces my hateful cries
As I fullfil my dark desires
My dark desires
My dark desires
My dark desires
My dark desires

Satan
Take my soul to hell
I must burn in the inholy flames
Satan
Take my soul to hell
I must burn to purify my weak soul

Father
I call your name upon the furious winds
I'm possessed by the spiritual strength of hell
In the chambers of my dark heart a black flame burns
Satan
I summon the horned one from the darkened realms
Grant me the darkened unholy power
To please my evil wicked lust
The coveted hour has finally arrived
The hour when darkness over skies descends
Under the pale light of the frozen moon
I prepare the virgin for sacrifice
Bring damnation upon my soul

My dark desires
My dark desires
My dark desires
My dark desires

Satan
Take my soul to hell
I must burn in the unholy flames
Satan
Take my soul to hell
I must burn to purify my weak soul.

Hier zakt me de broek echt van af:



Manowar - Die For Metal


They can't stop us
Let 'em try
For heavy metal
We will die!

Quit my job this morning said forever
I would hold my head up high
Cause I need metal in my life
Just like an eagle needs to fly

So I walked outside into the street
From a hall I heard thunder and screams
I walked inside so I could hear
And the guy beside me gave me a beer

He had his fist up in the air
And called me brother said my friends
Are over there

They call themselves immortals
They're the truest of the true
And in that very moment
I was born again like you

They said hold your head up high
Raise your fist up in the air
Play metal louder than hell
Louder than hell

They can't stop us
Let 'em try
For heavy metal
We would die!

Brothers stand beside me, there's a battle on
Know my words are true
There's a battle for true metal
They're marching; they're marching on
Me and you

Ten thousand strong are here tonight
With twenty thousand fists up in the air
The power of true metal's calling you
It's everywhere

Hold your head up high
Raise your fist up in the air
Play metal louder than hell
Louder than hell

They can't stop us
Let 'em try
For heavy metal
We would die!

Dat Manowar extreem gay is wisten we al toch?

Gelukkig maar dat de Elexorien teksten WEL van hoog nivo zijn dan.

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door mental op 31-05-2007 18:59]

Sarcofago doet het ook altijd wel goed.

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Sarcofago - Ready To Fuck

Stand up to see
my penetrator hammer
he will make your dreams
turn to reality

I will lick you
of the feets 'till the head
making you feel torrential orgasms

Oh lady start to suck me
because I'm ready
I'm ready to fuck

Stand up to feel
my machine of delight
he will make your reality
turn to a dream

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Sarcofago - Deathtrash

More a hard core metal night start
let me torture you with my growls
making you burst your head on the stage
playing the simphony of atomic war

If you are a false don't entry
because you'll be burned and died
the nuclear drums will chrush your brain
slaughtering all with intensive pain

The blood of your heads
spread in our faces
violence and death
are with we desire
not that's enough
we want more blood
come up on stage
drag out our heads
deathrash

Get out here and destroy all
killing all falses bastards
because is this with we want
this is our message...

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Op 31 mei 2007 18:59 schreef mental het volgende:
Gelukkig maar dat de Elexorien teksten WEL van hoog nivo zijn dan.

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Daar heb je geen idee van, papzak dat je bent. Je hebt echt geen fuck te doen, of wel? Moet je Jenje niet lastigvallen, of wordt dat nu te saai?

[edit: ga werken, lui zwijn ]

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Lainedil op 31-05-2007 19:38]

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Op 31 mei 2007 19:38 schreef Lainedil het volgende:
Daar heb je geen idee van, papzak dat je bent. Je hebt echt geen fuck te doen, of wel? Moet je Jenje niet lastigvallen, of wordt dat nu te saai?

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ik heb tenminste nog een leven ook al is het misschien een zielig leven, ik ben tenminste nog geen mod.

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Op 31 mei 2007 19:39 schreef mental het volgende:
ik heb tenminste nog een leven ook al is het misschien een zielig leven

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ik ben tenminste nog geen mod.

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nee, je zou ook eens iets zinnigs ondernemen.

GA WERKEN, LUI ZWIJN!!

ga werken, je hebt het niet tegen je misty mourning vriendje, modje van me.

Gevat hoor.

Zeg eens, kan dit niet on topic of zo, jullie praten door de literaire hoogstandjes die ik gepost heb heen.

En schelden,he ? pfff, wat je zegt ben je lekker ZELF kut elf.