zie Signature:

En daar..heb je eigenlijk nog best gelijk in ook..

Eindelijk iemand die vrouwen wèl begrijpt

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to loose, nothing ain't worth nothing if it ain't free"
The Great Janis Joplin

"Life is not about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself"
- Onbekend

"One should die proudly when it's no longer possible to live proudly"
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Omelette du fromage!"
- Dexter

"What's your name?"
"Butch"
"What does it mean?"
"I'm American, honey, our names don't mean shit"
- Pulp Fiction

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education"
- Mark Twain

"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition"
- Woody Allen

"Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance"
- Confucius

"Ik voel me soms net een Duitse drenkeling die contact zoekt met de reddingsbrigade, terwijl die weten dat je Duitser bent"
- Youp van 't Hek

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws"
- Plato

"Hell is other people"
- Jean-Paul Sartre

Ook een mooie van Youp van 't Hek:

"Ik zit in de kudde dus afgemaakt word ik toch, maar ik bepaal wel mijn eigen BSE-gehalte"

"Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."

-Ambrose Bierce


"Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."

-Ambrose Bierce

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Op 29 mei 2002 9:32 schreef Angela Mortis het volgende:
En daar..heb je eigenlijk nog best gelijk in ook..

Eindelijk iemand die vrouwen wèl begrijpt

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Nou het is niet van mij hoor, hij komt van Homer Simpson.

Weet ik

Ook nog een paar leuke:

-I had a perfectly wonderful evening...but this wasn't it. (Groucho Marx)

-I've got nothing but confidence in you. And of that very little..(Groucho Marx)

-Mijn trouwdag was de mooiste dag van de rest van mijn leven. (Herman Finkers)

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Angela Mortis op 29-05-2002 11:02]

Mijn undersign

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Always on the wrong side of whatever side there was.

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Geeft wel een beetje aan dat ik toch vaak in de clinch lig met mensen, alleen maar omdat ik stand houd bij mijn principes.

"Our world is so great that the guy who created it, doesn't want to live here"

Dus jij gelooft in God?

--> OVENS uiteraard!

oei.. beetje vaag (onbedoeld) verband nu ineens

lol weer klasse hoor

"practise"

-Trey Azagthoth



edit: blasfemische spelvaut

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Azagthoth op 29-05-2002 11:21]

Sommige zijn misschien al gepost, maar toch hier een hele waslijst:

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. " - Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, books are a man's best friend;inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

"There is only one way to find out if a man is honest--ask him. If he says 'yes', you know he is crooked." - Groucho Marx

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." - Groucho Marx

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a bananna." - Groucho Marx

" I cannot say that I do not disagree with you. " - Groucho Marx

"Blood's not thicker than money." - Groucho Marx

"One thing I always felt bad about was kicking grandma in the head. but what was her head doing right by the football like that? And how did the football get in her bed?" - Jack Handy

"To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." - Jack Handy

"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words 'mank' and 'ind.' Now that doesn't make sense, and that is why mankind doesn't either." - Jack Handy

"The trouble with life is there aren't enough reliable scapegoats." - Greg Howard

"If enthusiasm is contagious, I am definitely immune." - Eeyore

En:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Einstein

"History is full of wise and great figures whose greatness
is derived from the will to believe
in what eventually proved to be a set of illusions." - Joseph J. Ellis

"Homines libenter quod volunt credunt." - Terentius

"Those who can laugh at themselves,
will never cease to be amused..." - Onbekend

“Someone is only as good as the worst he can be.” - Nihil

“The greatest reward and gravest punishment for survival is waking up.” - Nihil

“If every love I’ve ever known had been from the heart, I’d have a triple coronary bypass.” - Nihil

“There are many truths. The one you least like to hear, the most probable.” - Nihil

“If dying of one’s own free will makes one a coward, does being born make one a hero?” - Nihil

“Freedom that is not absolute is just a certain degree of captivity.” - Nihil

“You have ten minutes to prove your god exists, then I have six bullets to prove otherwise.” - Nihil

“If life really is a game, I’d like to have a few words with the smart ass who made up the rules.” - Nihil

Zie sig. ( intro van day of suffering gezongen door een gast in het publiek, van de formulas bootleg.

"onschuld is het gebrek aan verleden"

zelf geskrijft:

Alle dagen zijn kut, en zullen nooit piemels worden.

others:

Val niet op, val aan
Val niet op, val om
Val niet op, val af

Ware woorden zijn zelden mooi, mooie woorden zijn zelden waar.

Ik ben een zachtgekookt eitje, wat graag uitsmijter wil zijn.

heh ik heb ook een quote.
is it the darkness that make's u scary or is it COUNT?..

"Het is verbazingwekkend hoeveel je kunt bereiken met een glimlach. Het is nog veel verbazingwekkender hoeveel je bereikt met een glimlach en een pistool" - onbekend

Ok, van de kalender:

De wet van het uiterlijk.
1. Schoonheid is oppervlakkig
2. Lelijkheid niet

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Op 29 mei 2002 11:16 schreef Azagthoth het volgende:
"practise"

-Trey Azagthoth

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